Anonymous asked: Can you describe your relationship with Zoey in five completely random words?
dat practical armor
I love every aspect of this.
NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.
hi hello yes, my name is z… fifi. my name is fifi. fiona. fiona is my name yes and i’d just like to say that i really love zoey proasheck and she’s really hot and cool and great and i love her. BUT if i hypothetically was zoey right now typing this message and pretending to be fiona (i’m definitely not but lets just pretend here) then i would think all of those things about fiona too except +1 because fiona is really REALLY hot and cool and REALLY REALLY GREAT AND PERFECT which is a weird thing to say because i am currently fiona right now and definitely not her girlfriend sneakily typing a message on her tumblr without her knowledge ha ha ok bye you’re awesome subscribe to my youtube channel
thatwhitekidjr asked: If you could fly where would you fly and why
If I could fly, I would fly to Svalbard to visit the polar bears and see the Aurora Borealis.